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Carol of the Bells

Mr. Mackey

Mr. Mackey, while dressed as a bell, sings all of the parts of the song himself, adding his signature "Mm'kay" into the lyrics.

The Christmas Medley

Jesus and Santa Claus

Jesus Christ and Santa Claus appear as a lounge singer-type act, where they take turns singing songs about themselves.

Rio

Duran Duran - 80's Fundamentals

Sung by Santa and Jesus on stage.

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel

The Broflofskis, with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

00:03 Kyle begins singing the song as "I Have A Little Dreidel" to Ike Broflovski while instructing him on how to play with the dreidel. Cartman then enters with his own anti-Semitic verse. Stan later joins in with a verse of his own. Kyle's parents also eventually join in, and they all end up singing their own verses in concert.

O Tannenbaum

Adolf Hitler - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

00:06 Hitler sings the song because he is sad about not having a Christmas tree in Hell.

O Holy Night

Eric Cartman - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

00:10 Cartman's version of the song makes mention of his excitement to receive presents on Christmas morning.

Carol of the Bells

Mr. Mackey, the School Counselor - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

00:11 Mr. Mackey, while dressed as a bell, sings all of the parts of the song himself, adding his signature "Mm'kay" into the lyrics.

Merry F**king Christmas

Mr. Garrison, the 3rd Grade Teacher - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

00:13 Mr. Garrison teaches his class through the aid of this song how other countries such as India, Japan, and the Arab nations don't celebrate Christmas.

I Saw Three Ships

Shelley Marsh, Stan's Sister - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

00:15 Shelly Marsh attempts to sing the song while playing the piano as Kyle Broflovski and her brother, Stan Marsh, make funny faces behind her. The song ends with Shelly throwing the piano at the boys in anger.

Christmas Medley

Jesus and Santa Claus

00:17 Jesus Christ and Santa Claus appear as a lounge singer-type act, where they take turns singing songs about themselves.

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